Rules of Conduct
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Welcome to my little universe. It runs on two fuels: respect and good timing. If we keep both, the story writes itself beautifully.
Before We Meet
- Be punctual. I aim to arrive early. If life interferes, I’ll let you know. We don’t rush here.
- Arrive groomed. Fresh breath, clean nails, tidy everything. Chemistry loves hygiene.
- Gifts of spirits. Vintage wine or rare Scotch is lovely. Let’s open it together. I don’t drink from pre-opened bottles. Need a corkscrew or nosing glass? Say so.
- Screening. Simple and discreet. Honest details only.
While We’re Together
- Consent is the plot. You engage me for my time. What happens is always mutual and never negotiated over messages.
- Pace and presence. Unhurried moments beat fast forgettable ones every time.
- Overnights. Please allow at least 5 hours of sleep. Morning me is a delight when well rested.
Considerations
How to present the envelope. Place the agreed consideration in an unsealed envelope somewhere visible within the first 10 minutes of my arrival. Bathroom counter works. In public, tuck it in a small gift bag. I don’t handle cash directly.
Hard No’s
These end the chapter immediately and cancel future bookings:
- Illegal substances or excessive intoxication.
- Recording without consent. Want a souvenir? Ask first. I’m accommodating.
- Surprise guests. Threes and fours can be wonderful, but only with prior agreement.
- False screening info.
- Boundary pushing. I’m open-minded in and out of the bedroom, but when I say “no,” that’s the line. Respect it.
Privacy is non-negotiable, kindness expected, pressure unwelcome. Keep to these rules and we’ll have an excellent story to co-author.